Posted on 03-12-2013
Filed Under (News To Amuse) by Chloe Davies

– I was driving with my friend. We come to a red light and he speeds up and whips

– The Pope goes to New York, and gets picked up at the airport by a limousine.

– What’s the difference between a grandfather clock and a BMW E36

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Posted on 23-04-2013
Filed Under (News To Amuse) by Chloe Davies

– A man in a Porsche 911 stops at a stoplight and a guy on a scooter pulls up next to him.
– There are only 10 things in this world you need to fix any car, any place, any time.

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Posted on 09-04-2013
Filed Under (News To Amuse) by Chloe Davies

– A customer is looking to get a good price on his old car which is going to be traded in as a part-exchange.

– A customer is buying a car on finance and is asked to supply proof of income plus five references in order to secure the deal.

– A secondary school teacher approached a Honda car dealer looking for a larger vehicle which would allow him to comfortably

– A disgruntled buyer turned up at a car dealership to take a look at a pricey SUV his wife had chosen and taken for a test drive.

– The final story here revolves around the trend for putting miniature spare tyres onto modern cars, often known as ‘space savers’.

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Posted on 12-03-2013
Filed Under (News To Amuse) by Chloe Davies

– You sign, You sign…
Nelson Mandela is sitting at home watching

– Wind up the Windows
A blonde was driving home after a football

– Mini overtaking Porsche??
A man in a Jaguar passed a Mini that had

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Posted on 05-03-2013
Filed Under (News To Amuse) by Chloe Davies

– Mom and dad had just given their teenage daughter, Joan, family-car privileges.

– Three men die and are sitting at heavens gate.

– Victoria Beckham was being driven around the countryside in her limo.

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Posted on 26-02-2013
Filed Under (News To Amuse) by Chloe Davies

– Dash-camera footage posted on YouTube shows a well-dressed motorist

– The phone rings at the military motor pool and an authoritative voice demands to

– A senior citizen was driving down the freeway when his wife called his cell phone.

– An Amish lady trots down the road in her horse and buggy when a cop pulls her

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Posted on 11-12-2012
Filed Under (News To Amuse) by Chloe Davies

A pair of highly trained canines have guided a modified car along a New Zealand race track, passing their doggie driving tests with flying collars on live television, despite the odd off-road detour. In a project aimed at increasing pet adoptions, a group of ‘pavement specials’ from an Auckland animal shelter were taught to drive […]

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Posted on 21-08-2012
Filed Under (News To Amuse) by Chloe Davies

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because the only element he understands is the element of surprise.

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A traffic police officer in Hanoi, Vietnam, is left clinging to the front of a moving bus for over half a mile after he tried to stop a rogue bus driver driving off before he could issue a ticket.

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Posted on 10-04-2012
Filed Under (News To Amuse) by Chloe Davies

I was on the way to the doctor with rear end trouble when my universal joint gave way causing me to have an accident.

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