Posted on 27-08-2013
Filed Under (Chuckles) by Chloe Davies

Chuckie Facts
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.

Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.

Chuck Norris can speak French… In Russian.
Chuck Norris can make a slinky go upstairs.
Chuck Norris can follow you into a revolving door and come out ahead of you.
Chuck Norris was dropped twice as a baby. Once on Hiroshima and the other on Nagasaki.
Chuck Norris doesn’t play “hide-and-seek.” He plays “hide-and-pray-I-don’t-find-you.”
Chuck Norris can hit you so hard your blood will bleed.

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