Posted on 09-07-2013
Filed Under (Chuckles) by Chloe Davies



Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.

If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don’t ask him for his three-hole-punch.

If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he’ll beat it into you.

Chuck Norris’ smile once brought a puppy back to life.

Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills….he blinked.



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