Posted on 05-03-2013
Filed Under (Chuckles) by Chloe Davies

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Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell “What The Hell was That?”

Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, “Bang!”

Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11…. a suicide.

If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, “Two seconds ’til.” After you ask, “Two seconds ’til what?” he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

When Chuck Norris sneeze, he don’t say “Atchoo” he says “DIE EVERYONE!”. That’s what happens next.

The helicopter was invented after Chuck Norris was observed doing 8 roundhouse kicks a second.

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