Posted on 26-02-2013
Filed Under (News To Amuse) by Chloe Davies

Car Funny

 

EVIL EYE!!

Dash-camera footage posted on YouTube shows a well-dressed motorist stopping his car in the road, getting out and giving a tailgater a long, hard stare.

We’re not sure exactly what happened before the video starts, but the motorist in question is clearly not happy. He exits his sedan — with traffic whizzing by in the next lane — and strolls over to give his apparent tailgater the evil eye.

And, yes, he is wearing a pink tie and a pair of leather gloves. We admit, we’re a little scared.

Check out the video below.

 

Do You Know Who You’re Talking To?

The phone rings at the military motor pool and an authoritative voice demands to know how many vehicles are operational.

Paddy answers, “We’ve got 12 trucks, 10 utilities, three staff cars and that Bentley the fat-assed colonel drives around in.” There is a stony silence.

“Do you know who you are speaking to?” demands the gruff voice.

“No,” says Paddy.

“It is the so-called fat-assed colonel you so insubordinately referred to.”

“Well, do you know who you are talking to?”

“No,” roars the colonel.

“Well thank goodness for that,” says Paddy as he hangs up the phone.

 

The Wrong Way

A senior citizen was driving down the freeway when his wife called his cell phone.

“Herman, I just heard on the news that there’s a car going the wrong way on Route 280. Please be careful!”

“It’s not just one car,” said Herman, “It’s hundreds of them!”

 

Amish Woman Driver

An Amish lady trots down the road in her horse and buggy when a cop pulls her over. “Ma’am,” says the cop, “I’m not going to ticket you, but I do have to issue you a warning. You have a broken reflector on your buggy.”

“Oh, I’ll let my husband, Jacob, know as soon as I get home,” responds the Amish lady.

“That’s fine. Another thing, ma’am. I don’t like the way that one rein loops across the horse’s back and around his balls. I consider that animal abuse. Have your husband take care of that right away,” instructs the cop.

Later, the lady tells her husband about her encounter with the cop.

“He said the reflector is broken,” she tells her husband.

“I can fix that in two minutes. What else?” asks Jacob.

She says, “I’m not sure, Jacob — something about the emergency brake.”

 

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