Posted on 26-02-2013
Filed Under (Chuckles) by Chloe Davies

Chuckie Facts

Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.

Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.

Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.

Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.

With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.

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