Posted on 12-02-2013
Filed Under (Chuckles) by Chloe Davies

Chuckie Facts

  • Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.
  • Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell “What The Hell was That?”
  • Faster than a speeding bullet … more powerful than a locomotive … able to leap tall buildings in a single bound… yes, these are some of Chuck Norris’s warm-up exercises.
  • Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, “Bang!”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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