Posted on 06-11-2012
Filed Under (Chuckles) by Chloe Davies

  • Chuck Norris doesn’t like bugs. That’s why the Beatles stopped making music.
  • Chuck Norris doesn’t dodge bullets, they dodge him.
  • Chuck Norris can punch a hurricane in the eye.
  • When Chuck Norris throws a boomerang, the boomerang does not return, because it is scared to come back.
  • Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.
  • Chuck Norris doesn’t brush his teeth. He points his fist at his mouth and the plaque jumps out.
  • The only reason the color pink still exists is because Chuck Norris is color blind.
  • Chuck Norris can hit a home run with a toothpick
  • Chuck Norris microwaves his food by putting it in his pants for a minute
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