Posted on 21-08-2012
Filed Under (News To Amuse) by Chloe Davies

  • Chuck Norris is suing NBC for their show Law & Order claiming it is the trademarked names of his left and right legs.
  • A handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
  • Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
  • Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
  • Superman wears Chuck Norris underpants.
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