Posted on 10-04-2012
Filed Under (News To Amuse) by Chloe Davies

  • I was on the way to the doctor with rear end trouble when my universal joint gave way causing me to have an accident.


  • The indirect cause of the accident was a little guy in a small car with a big mouth.


  • I started to slow down but the traffic was more stationary than I thought.
  • The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him.


  • The pedestrian had no idea which way to run as I ran over him. I saw a slow moving, sad faced old gentleman as he bounced off the roof of my car.


  • I pulled in to the side of the rode because there was smoke coming from under the hood. I realized there was a fire in the engine, so I took my dog and smothered it with a blanket.


  • I had been driving for forty years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had an accident.
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